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Full NameBehind The Lemon
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Mini DescriptionSpoof behind-the-scenes documentary for ManyLemons Productions
Release Summer 2002
Soundtrack Dialog
Source Footage miniDV
Duration 2:17
Format MPEG1, 720x576, 25fps
Software MediaStudio 6, Paint Shop Pro 7
Time Taken 1 Day (and Night)
Background

Just who is behind ManyLemons Productions? What are their roles and inputs on these projects?


All these questions no-one asked, and many more are answered in this short mockumentary


  Position Name Description Quote
Managing Director Jonathan CullinaneThe Manager that talks big but actually has no comprehension of what is really going on. "It's a task worth doing.. and if a task's worth doing.. then.. you should probably do it"
Technical ConsultantJonathan CullinaneThe Evil Consultant that does a few minutes work a year, if you're lucky. Slick talks his work into sounding complicated and as if he actually did any of it. "The key element to any production is raw footage combined with special effects often done with computers...we're hoping we're the first to have thought of this..it's a new idea we think...we're hoping we're the first"
Video Editor Jonathan CullinaneThe muppet at the bottom of the food chain that actually does all the creative and technical work but has no idea he's the foundation pillar of the whole organisation"Well.. uh.. my task in the project really I..I..I.. edit all the video.. together.. um.. and the audio.."

This was created as a quick introduction to the Graduation Video Presentation, hosted by, well, me. Mostly it was there to break in the concept to any unsuspecting parents that this was just me on my own, messing around and showing my efforts to the world. Also highlighting the fact that the software I was using, fell apart at every inconvienient time possible. Down to the stage where even so much as moving a clip two frames along would be followed by a click on the save icon.


Strangely quotes from this have become insanely popular and despite being made up on the spot, they're fast becoming well-known quotes from me.. How rare.


Parts of this video were recorded at about 2am, in an emergency rush to get it done before Graduation day, so as awesome as my camera's microphone is, the volume is very quiet, and raising it has introduced a lot of noise in there too. Apologies.

Related Links
Manylemons Timeline - See what projects this video was presented with at the "Graduation Presentation"
Poik.net - Jon's home page