Introduction
What is Manylemons Productions?
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Greetings Citizen. I go by the name of Jonathan Cullinane, but probably will be more commonly known as Inertia. Some just call me Nert, some call me Jon, some just see me and run screaming in terror..
ManyLemons Productions is a catchall name for the videos and various creations I make. Using random footage from 3 years at University and various soundtracks, a plethora of crazy and colourful videos have sprung into existence.
Welcome to the world of monkeys and plastic weapons.
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Contact: nert@poik.net
Icon Key
  | The normal stamp of an official ManyLemons production |
  | "A Real Juicy One!" A highly recommended video. Used to show newcomers some instantly appealing videos without reading up on all the background beforehand. |
  | "Not Ripe" These poor lemons are unfinished and unpolished.. These videos may contain blank sections or end abruptly. It would be a shame not to have these on here for show even in their poor and sorry state. |
  | "Not Real Lemon". This is used for videos that aren't great works of art or are just raw funny videos of us chimping around. No editing, no effects, just film. In either case they need to be shared with the world. Don't expect a high standard from these, they are just for fun and interest. |
Why Lemons?
I like them. They're good. Lemons became pretty associated with me when I once had no normal fruit to take with me to school and so grabbed a lemon instead and happily ate its soury contents much to the amazement of my friends. I also had a penchant for stringing two random words together which while technically work, don't generally mean much. ManyLemons is one such. Doesn't really have much of a meaning other than.. well.. multiple yellow citrus fruit, but it sounds funky, and that's what counts.
A Lemon is one of the only fruits that, when forced into a friend's eye socket, makes them scream in terror and writhe around on the floor in pain. ..well, okay.. so maybe anything forced into their eyesocket will do that, but they grow on trees and you can't really argue with logic like that now, can you?
Abreviations/Terminology
| Monkey |
Probably the funniest word in the English language. Monkey can be used in several ways
- You Monkey! - Translates to - Excuse me good sir, but I believe you are of below average intelligence.
- I monkeyed at him - Translates to - I jumped up and down in front of a fine citizen, then I rolled around in the mud hoping for some respect and admiration for my skill, then I scratched my genitalia and "ooked" very loudly
As is already clearly evident, Monkey is an incredibly versatile word. The great thing is that Monkey can be substituted for any member of the primate kingdom and still hold equal meaning. e.g.:
You Partially Literate Baboon!
or
You Club-Footed Simian!
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UKC | University of Kent at Canterbury |
Goober | Allan thinks this just means a Random Person (tm), though I'm quite sure it's more of an insult.. |
Jibble | Jibble can mean almost anything! To enlighten you to its uses, Paul Mutton (a friend and UKC PhD student) has the answers at Jibble.org |
L33t |
L33t (Leet) roughly translated means "Elite".
L33tspeak was a language first conceived by highly mature 12 year olds that found a few hacking tools online and thought they had become omnipotent. They communicated using normal words but substituted other ASCII characters for letters so your average monkey wouldn't know what it meant, and hoping that this would stop the evil government searching for their highly confidential talks. e.g.
E=3
M=/\/\
A=4
There is also a compulsion to replace words ending in S with Z eg
I have skillz!
I shall l33t h4x0rize u!
l33t just became a joke throughout the internet, used more in an ironic sense than anything. Megatokyo kind of inspired a new wave of ironic l33t speakers.
We use the term l33t to mean "Technically Superlative"
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42H | An abbreviation codename for our beloved old home at university. Stands for 42 Headcorn Drive. |
Meet the Cast/Monkeys
Below is a brief list of some of the faces that appear in these videos. This is here as a reference for anyone interested.
| House of Monkeys |
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| | Name | Skillz | House Role | Likes |
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| Jon Cullinane | Video Editor and creator of ManyLemons Productions | Anime Overlord | Gizmos 'n Lightsabers |
| Ian Godsmark | Karate master. He's a very down to earth chappie | Allan Discipliner | Epic Books |
| Edd Parsons | Kebab connoisseur, ADoM Lord | Hippy | Kebabs |
| Phil Lovell | Bass Player, Triva Master | Cave Troll | Music, Pen+Paper RPG |
| Allan Callaghan | Ninja, Monkey | Monkey | Ninjas, Monkeys, Sugar |
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| House of L33t |
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| | Name | Skillz | House Role | Likes |
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| Chris Lambert | Computer Science Lord | Brain | Trains |
| Chris Jones | Always Fundamentaly Wrong (tm), Spectacularly poor long term memory | Comic Relief | Simpsons |
| Mike Gardener | Programming and Electronics Lord | l33t | Electronics |
| Tim Cochran | Stealth and camouflage | The Quiet One | Alcohol |
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| Other Goobers |
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| | Name | Skillz | Likes |
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| Giles Radford | Master of.. Everything. | Everything |
| Ewan Sinclair | Evil Creative Genius | Lasers and kebabs |
| Claire Morton | Bouncy | Bouncy things |
| Phil Walton | Big, Hairy, Scary | Dismembering Small Children |
| Terry Arnold | All powerful Computer Lord, Brain | TV Series..es..eseses.. plural. |
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